At a job I worked at a while ago a fellow worker appeared at work. He stormed off the elevator, ranted and raved for a few minutes, then touched his face. Upon touching his face he found that he had forgotten to shave. I pointed out that when we moved from one floor of the building to another floor there were some used disposables on the floor.He and I laughed at that.
However, he then proceeded to hunt one of them down. It seems he had gathered them up, and stored them somewhere secretive. After succeeding at his quest he proudly held his prize high for all to see.
The disposable razor looked rusted, old, and very much preloved.
I suggested that he go to the supermarket, just a short stroll from the office building, and buy a razor if shaving was really all that important. This sage advice fell on deaf ears. He then decided to go into the washroom, and shave with the used, rusty, preloved disposable. He ended up cutting himself with it, and laughing about being HIV positive. At that precise moment there was a knock on the door ...
Yet for all the effort, in my opinion, still didn't look like he had shaved!!!
